a big man

got my robot mower on 24/7

so my lawn is always pristine

and I have an Invisible Fence 

but the dog still gets out,
grab her by the shock collar

to drag the bitch home

cause I'm a big man

      with a big truck

                a big dick

             a big mouth

            and a bit rich

get my pills in monthly subscription to:

          keep me hard (viagra)

          keep me swole (testosterone)

          keep me awake (adderall)
          keep me going (xanax)

give my parents grandkids
spit lemon seeds in my wife's face

but attend church every week 

                            so it's ok

No, I don't have time to chat

got to get this fucking dog home

drink another protein shake
                       work out
                   muscle and veins

           look at my gainz

then bounce to cocktails

            with powerful men

   I rub shoulders with generals

        the ones who sign off on a kill.

Don't my life look so good?

If you are driven enough

        you could be as cool as me.