how to kill a flea like me

If I was a lab rat it would be much harder. If I was a cool cat you would not wanna. But I'm just a flea, a flea like me. It's too easy to kill a flea like me. Not mention my good hair day (or do). Or notice my nails are different (or don't.) If only I had a snout or scale. You could rub my belly and sleep on mat. But I am flea. It's terribly easy to kill me.

And far too hard to make me happy.