my husband teaches me how to shoot a bb gun

"Go grab the aught eight."

        I don't know if this

                    is a proper term or a tongue-in-cheek joke.

"See that red?
    Red means the safety is off."
        Red means safety's off.

"Now, Squeeze the trigger."

        Wow. I did it.

"That's a little high. Try again."

        The pie pan pings.

"That was almost dead center."

         Oh my God. This is fun!