Monday, September 8, 2025

2nd amendment

my friend eddy was a park ranger
he said you can take down any game in north america
with a .22.

that’s why you need to buy one,
buy shells, and we’ll go
to the gun range.

i’ll teach you how to shoot,
because someday i won’t be around,
and that gun can take down
a rapist,
or a bear.

i think i could
be at peace with dying
if you can shoot.

and when i’m in hell,
i’ll be waiting at the gate
to welcome any bastard
you send my way.

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