Man vs. Bear

I know I’m a little late weighing in on this, but if I had to pick between a man and a bear, I’d actually pick the man.

Not because I trust him more than a bear, but because my husband is a huge animal lover and just couldn’t harm a bear.

But he has killed a man and would do it again for a lot less than someone fucking with me.

I think he’d even let me pick how that man dies. He says poison can be less suspicious, depending. Bullets are faster. But I don’t know—something about strangling or drowning someone to death for me just seems so romantic.

Then again, it might be more fun to make the guy dig his own grave first.

Nice to have options, though.